Why Men Mess Up

Subject: To be 6 again


A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was
not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like
to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a
day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster; not a ride was left out.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a
McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie; popcorn, a soda, and her
favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened
and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong

Michael Geddes
www.glycomike.info - My Web Blog
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